Little Fat Unicorn Keyring
Take a tiny unicorn with you wherever you go to remind you that you too are fabulouser than Captain Fabulous Granger of the Fifth Fabulous Brigade, who in 1824 won a battle single-handed by dazzling the enemy with his unparalleled moustache waxing skills.
This keyring has a lovely clip mechanism which means you don't have to fiddle around and destroy your fingernails, keys and mind attaching it to things. The pendant is 1.5 inches across and made of smooth laser-cut white acrylic.
Also just so you know, I'm totally keeping one for myself because OMG SO CUTE.